You finally get to college, move into your dorm, and find out your roommate has the cleaning habits of a raccoon. Here’s what to actually do about it.

College is widely celebrated as a transformative rite of passage—a place where boys become men and girls blossom into strong, powerful entities. It is a breeding ground for the future business leaders of America.

Yet, beneath the glossy brochures and academic prestige lies a hidden, sticky minefield of cross-encounters with the shockingly uncivilized.